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The Ultimate Party Game for Shitty Climbers ...
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Meet Climbers Against Gravity
The Ultimate Party Game for Shitty Climbers ...
It's like Cards Against Humanity ... for climbers.
F**k political correctness.
This game is inappropriate, painfully relatable, and probably offensive ...
made by climbers, for climbers.
All you need to do is fill in the blanks & try to provide the funniest, stupidest or most offensive answer. It's easier than a V2!
Re-live your climbing trauma, geek out about gear, and laugh your head off at your climbing mates.
Don't buy this game if you're sensitive or easily offended! We won't refund you.
Note that this game is not associated with Cards Against Humanity in any way
(if you want that game, click here).
Bullshit! It's the one who flashes their friend's project!



If you climb and have ever played cards, you're overqualified
Made by and tested on actual climbers who power-scream like Ondra
Just shuffle and play for hours
Every climber who has ever played it
In addition to the full deck, for a short time only, you also get:
It's the perfect gift for every shitty climber you know!
Order now to get your Xmas discount!
Unnamed Climber (for fear of reprisals)

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