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tired of the same old crag chats?

tired of the same old crag chats?tired of the same old crag chats?tired of the same old crag chats?

Meet Climbers Against Gravity

The Ultimate Party Game for Shitty Climbers ...

grab your deck now

What is it?

It's like Cards Against Humanity ... for climbers.


F**k political correctness. 


This game is inappropriate, painfully relatable, and probably offensive ...

made by climbers, for climbers. 


All you need to do is fill in the blanks & try to provide the funniest, stupidest or most offensive answer. It's easier than a V2!


Re-live your climbing trauma, geek out about gear, and laugh your head off at your climbing mates. 


Don't buy this game if you're sensitive or easily offended! We won't refund you.


Note that this game is not associated with Cards Against Humanity in any way 

(if you want that game, click here).

Get your deck out now

The best climber in the world is the one who's having the most fun


Bullshit! It's the one who flashes their friend's project!

Climbers Against Gravity - A party game for SHITTY Climbers

We Understand (but don't care):

We Understand (but don't care):

We Understand (but don't care):

  • That time you teased a newbie
  • The belayer who nearly dropped you
  • The putrid smell of your shoes
  • Your deep depression from your inability to send
  • The hate you have for that bastard who just flashed your project

Why you need this game:

We Understand (but don't care):

We Understand (but don't care):

  • Finally beat your climbing mates at something
  • Geek out (more) about climbing
  • Laugh so hard you piss yourself

What you get:

We Understand (but don't care):

What you get:

  • 100 Crazy Black Prompt Cards
  • 400 Stupid Orange Answer Cards
  • Compact, light, sturdy packaging - perfect for your gym bag or backpack
  • Instructions that tell you where to go
  • Free therapy (not really, but this is close enough!)
  • Cool bonus stuff

why it works

No Learning Curve

If you climb and have ever played cards, you're overqualified

Tested on Animals

Made by and tested on actual climbers who power-scream like Ondra

A Giant Deck

Just shuffle and play for hours

"this is f**king hilarious"


Every climber who has ever played it

limited pre-xmas offer

limited pre-xmas offer

limited pre-xmas offer

limited pre-xmas offer

limited pre-xmas offer

limited pre-xmas offer

Why are you still reading this? Buy the game already!

In addition to the full deck, for a short time only, you also get:

  • 4 Bonus "Beta Spray" cards that you can customize to make the game your own
  • 5 free stickers you can use to try to look like a crusher 
  • The Digital "Crag Chat" prompter sheet: avoid the awkward silences
  • The Deviants' Pack: bonus rules for game variants and drinking games 


It's the perfect gift for every shitty climber you know!


Order now to get your Xmas discount!

Start Playing with your deck

This game is funnier than watching your mate struggle on his/her project


Unnamed Climber (for fear of reprisals)

Guarantee: This game is so good, you'll want to play with your deck (or someone else's) constantly. In fact, you'll probably wear it out & need to rest. We're so confident of this that if you don't laugh your head off, we'll refund you ... because you don't deserve this game.


Climbers Against Gravity

Our Mission

  1. To make you piss yourself laughing
  2. To offend people
  3. To make you a better climber (not really)

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