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Want to be a better climber?

Meet Climbers Against Gravity

The Ultimate Party Game for Crushers & those who want to be

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What is it?

It's like Cards Against Humanity ... but for climbers.

F**k political correctness.

This game is totally inappropriate, highly relatable, and probably offensive ...

made by climbers, for climbers.

It won't improve your climbing skills, but you'll be the most popular climber at the crag or gym when you bring this game (not really).

To play, all you need to do is fill in the blanks & try to provide the funniest, stupidest or most offensive answer. It's easier than a V2!

Re-live your climbing traumas, geek out about gear, and laugh at your climbing mates ... what more do you want in life?

Don't buy this game if you're sensitive or easily offended! We won't refund you just because you didn't read!

Note that this game is not associated with Cards Against Humanity in any way

(if you want that game, click here).

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A party game for crushers & those who want to be

We Understand (but don't care):

That time you teased a newbie
The belayer who nearly dropped you
The putrid smell of your shoes
The deep depression you have from your inability to send
The hate you have for that bastard who just flashed your project

Why you need this game:

We Understand (but don't care):

Finally beat your climbing mates at something
Geek out (more) about climbing
Laugh so hard you piss yourself

What you get:

We Understand (but don't care):

What you get:

100 Crazy Black Prompt Cards
400 Stupid Orange Answer Cards
Compact, sturdy packaging - perfect for your gym bag or backpack
Instructions that tell you where to go
Free therapy (not really, but this is close enough!)
Cool bonus stuff

In case you need more reasons to buy, here are your FREE BONUSES (worth $37):

In addition to the full deck, for a short time only, you also get all these FREE BONUSES:

4 Bonus "Beta Spray" cards that you can customize to make the game your own
5 free stickers you can use to try to look like a crusher ($10 value)
The Digital "Crag Chat" prompter sheet: avoid the awkward silences ($15 value)
Climber Pickup Lines & Responses: get the confidence to approach your climbing crush ($12 value)
The Deviant's Pack: bonus rules for game variants and drinking games (invaluable)

It's the perfect gift for every climber you know!

Order now to get $37 of FREE BONUSES and DISCOUNTS before they expire!

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Want to be a better climber?

What is it?

It's like someone spent way too much time in a climbing gym, listened to all the weird conversations, and somehow turned them into a game. Clever, ridiculous, and painfully funny!!

A party game for crushers & those who want to be

We Understand (but don't care):

We Understand (but don't care):

We Understand (but don't care):

Why you need this game:

We Understand (but don't care):

We Understand (but don't care):

What you get:

We Understand (but don't care):

What you get:

It was perfect for rest days: when all we could think about was climbing, but our skin was too raw to touch anything else.

why it works

No Learning Curve

Tested on Animals

A Giant Deck

Wildly inappropriate yet highly relatable. Could never be hidden on the top shelf when in a room full of climbers. Well played climbers against gravity.

limited mid-year offer

limited mid-year offer

limited mid-year offer

limited mid-year offer

limited mid-year offer

limited mid-year offer

In case you need more reasons to buy, here are your FREE BONUSES (worth $37):

When the first 10 cards you draw describe your last climbing trip, be afraid. Be very afraid. This game will make you laugh, make you cry, and definitely question your life decisions!

Guarantee: This game is so good, you'll want to play with your deck (or someone else's) constantly. In fact, you'll probably wear it out & need to rest. We're so confident of this that if you don't laugh your head off, we'll refund you ... because you don't deserve this game.

Fantastic and perfect game for all climbing trips. Turns the stress of a brutal mountain ascent into a comedy of laughs for hours

Our Mission

I couldn't tell which was worse: that my climbing partner would say those things about me, or that I agreed! Guaranteed short-roping after every game. Not endorsed by IFSC, UIAA, CAWA, or any other reasonable climbing body. Which is exactly why you should buy it!

let us steal your ideas

What are your suggestions for new cards?

Or Just Send us a Message ... if you must!

Climbers Against Gravity

Why are you Still Reading?

Want to be a better climber?

What is it?

It's like someone spent way too much time in a climbing gym, listened to all the weird conversations, and somehow turned them into a game. Clever, ridiculous, and painfully funny!!

A party game for crushers & those who want to be

We Understand (but don't care):

We Understand (but don't care):

We Understand (but don't care):

Why you need this game:

We Understand (but don't care):

We Understand (but don't care):

What you get:

We Understand (but don't care):

What you get:

It was perfect for rest days: when all we could think about was climbing, but our skin was too raw to touch anything else.

why it works

No Learning Curve

Tested on Animals

A Giant Deck

Wildly inappropriate yet highly relatable. Could never be hidden on the top shelf when in a room full of climbers. Well played climbers against gravity.

limited mid-year offer

In case you need more reasons to buy, here are your FREE BONUSES (worth $37):

When the first 10 cards you draw describe your last climbing trip, be afraid. Be very afraid. This game will make you laugh, make you cry, and definitely question your life decisions!

Guarantee: This game is so good, you'll want to play with your deck (or someone else's) constantly. In fact, you'll probably wear it out & need to rest. We're so confident of this that if you don't laugh your head off, we'll refund you ... because you don't deserve this game.

Fantastic and perfect game for all climbing trips. Turns the stress of a brutal mountain ascent into a comedy of laughs for hours

Our Mission

I couldn't tell which was worse: that my climbing partner would say those things about me, or that I agreed! Guaranteed short-roping after every game. Not endorsed by IFSC, UIAA, CAWA, or any other reasonable climbing body. Which is exactly why you should buy it!

you too could be insta-famous

let us steal your ideas

What are your suggestions for new cards?

Or Just Send us a Message ... if you must!

Climbers Against Gravity

Why are you Still Reading?

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